Taupō’s Peter Wilding has put himself on both the dating and commodity market by offering a range of quintessential Kiwi dates for ladies looking to pay for the pleasure of his company on February 14.
Options range from:
Low-cost: The Friend Zone basic package – $15, including a friendly hangout; The We Dating Primary School Edition – $30, including chocolates and holding hands in private; The Romantic Dinner – $45, and the lucky lady will get a classy McDonald’s medium combo with a photo for Facebook.
High-end: The OMG They Are Dating combo – $95, including a $30 meal, albums for Facebook, kiss in front of friends and family, and an update relationship status on Facebook for two weeks after Valentine’s Day; and the Overnight Combo – $150, including pickup, dinner and camping overnight in his Nissan Bassara. This package also includes snuggles and a kiss but excludes extras.
(In the fine print there will be a $10 discount on all deluxe packages if the ladies have a cute small dog he can play with and all packages are subject to cancellation should Wilding find a lady beforehand.)
Hoping to get at least a couple dates from his package offerings, Wilding classed himself as a good catch.
“I love a good laugh. My promise to whoever I am with, if I make you upset, I will always make you laugh afterwards.
“[And] my other greatest asset is, I am told, I have a rocking beach body.”
Source: Taupo Times
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